Oh hello everyone out there at slashTHREE. Well I guess it's time to give you all another update with what we spend our corporate funding on. Well first off, slashTEE's winners will be announced shortly. Sorry that’s been taking so long to get over with, there have been complications but those are almost all the way sorted out now. We also have a few nice updates for you - but first let me tell you a little riddle... its about my friend actually.

This is the true story of Sherman Turnip Vasilis III. Well, Sherman was once the king of a great nation. It started off by Sherman defeating the evil Alliance de las Zanahorias (Alliance of the Carrots). This alliance was very bad. It was run by the evil King Steve. Steve was also mentally unstable. He would banish members of his own family if he suspected them of whatever crime he saw unfit. He banished the very Sherman I speak of right now for no reason whatsoever. Sherman was a great part of the family because he, single handedly, brought thousand’s of new people to the kingdom, so when he was banished as you may guess he was angered. So Sherman decided to create his own kingdom. He soon waged war on Steve, but Steve couldn’t handle Sherman’s immaturity over being banished from the Alliance de las Zanahorias. So Steve had the entire family delete Sherman off their contact list on their cell phones.

That concludes the riddle, if you guess what the riddle means correctly and send that answer to one of our admins, then you will get a super secret prize. So get to guessing everyone!



P.S. Just to give you a hint of how super-awesome this prize is. If you've seen the movie Transformers, you may recall how that 'one guy' with the nice suit was all like "Hey buddy I have this video you need to see, and it's classified above top secret". Then you were in your chair thinking "WOW THATS REALLY SECRET". Well that movie was like lvl 10 secret, this is easily lvl 75 secret. Now I know you're saying "But slashTHREE, in WoW* you can only lvl to 70!!" We know this, but to emphasize how secret this is we went with that.



*All WoW statistics courtesy of our lovable administrator, Insomnia.